Random Shortness

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

Game of Thrones Sex Tip #315

agameofsextips:

Have as much sex as possible before you turn 50.

1000timesadayy:

ilana Glazer is easily becoming my favorite woman in the media.

vinegod:

Thugs always clap when they talk. by Klarity

houseofhannibal:

madame-vashtranerada:

houseofhannibal:

dash is named dash because he runs really fast

violet is named violet because ultraviolet rays are invisible to the human eye

so what’s jack jack’s name got to do with his power

jack of all trades because he has so many powers

OH

tatouji:

Moon Princess Serenity, Sailor Mars, Sailor Jupiter, Sailor Venus and Sailor Neptune & Uranus.NO MERCURY BECAUSE I SUCK.

<: hope you like it.

black-and-tatted:

Baby Pitt 

black-and-tatted:

Baby Pitt 

nuclearpiss:

pastelmorgue:

cottoncandy-dreams:


Ah Jason, he is a total legend. Yes, our first ever meeting in the lobby of a Belfast hotel did start by him rugby tackling me to the floor yelling “WIFEY!!”
- Emilia Clarke


I AM SO BEYOND FUCKING DONE

HE’S FUCKING HUGE HOW DID SHE SURVIVE

nuclearpiss:

pastelmorgue:

cottoncandy-dreams:

Ah Jason, he is a total legend. Yes, our first ever meeting in the lobby of a Belfast hotel did start by him rugby tackling me to the floor yelling “WIFEY!!”

- Emilia Clarke

I AM SO BEYOND FUCKING DONE

HE’S FUCKING HUGE HOW DID SHE SURVIVE

spicy-vagina-tacos:

Two Navy Baseball players lip-synch a perfect Frozen duet

THE GUY IN THE BACK

the-suit-man:

Suits | Mens fashion | Street style @ http://the-suit-man.tumblr.com/

the-suit-man:

Suits | Mens fashion | Street style @ http://the-suit-man.tumblr.com/

bubblegloopswamp:

megablaziken:

junkculture:

A World Globe Made Out of Thousands of Individually Painted Matchsticks

part of me appreciates the art and part of me wants to set it on fire

you’re the kind of man that just wants to watch the world burn