British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”
American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”
Have as much sex as possible before you turn 50.
ilana Glazer is easily becoming my favorite woman in the media.
Thugs always clap when they talk. by Klarity
dash is named dash because he runs really fast
violet is named violet because ultraviolet rays are invisible to the human eye
so what’s jack jack’s name got to do with his power
jack of all trades because he has so many powers
Moon Princess Serenity, Sailor Mars, Sailor Jupiter, Sailor Venus and Sailor Neptune & Uranus.NO MERCURY BECAUSE I SUCK.
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Ah Jason, he is a total legend. Yes, our first ever meeting in the lobby of a Belfast hotel did start by him rugby tackling me to the floor yelling “WIFEY!!”
- Emilia Clarke
I AM SO BEYOND FUCKING DONE
HE’S FUCKING HUGE HOW DID SHE SURVIVE
Two Navy Baseball players lip-synch a perfect Frozen duet
THE GUY IN THE BACK